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08-28-24 TPE PM
There Has to Be a Missing Pants Joke in Here Somewhere
In a staggering revelation, the United States Navy faces an unprecedented crisis: a severe lack of essential components to its everyday attire. Specifically, the Navy's Working Uniform (NWU) Type III trousers are dwindling rapidly, leaving many servicemen struggling to obtain them over the coming months.
According to Courtney Williams, the official spokesperson for the Navy Exchange Service Command (NEXCOM), "We're dealing with severe shortages, folks." She elaborated further via email, stating, "Size and location may vary, but overall NEXCOM's NWU Type III trouser inventory stock level is currently at around 13% worldwide."
As you'd expect from our dedicated military leaders, efforts are underway to mitigate these effects. Williams assured us that her team is collaborating closely with both the Defense Logistics Agency (DLA) regarding production hiccups within the supply chain and the Chief of Naval Personnel to develop effective mitigation strategies.
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Remembering today Jared Schmitz of Missouri - and the 12 other brave service members lost at Abbey Gate in the Biden-Harris catastrophic withdrawal from Afghanistan
— Josh Hawley (@HawleyMO)
1:14 PM • Aug 26, 2024
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