07-25-24 TPE LION PM

Weingarten: Unhinged About What Happens if Trump is Re-Elected

In a shocking display of partisan vitriol, American Federation of Teachers (AFT) head honcho Randi Weingarten transformed her organization's recent conference into a full-blown Democratic Party pep rally. During her address, Weingarten resorted to fear-mongering tactics, warning attendees that former President Trump poses an imminent fascist threat to our great nation.

As she ranted on, Weingarten conjured apocalyptic visions of a dystopian America should conservatives prevail come Election Day. She bellowed, "The November elections will determine which path we take as a nation. Progress is possible, but so is the eradication of the rights and freedoms we hold dear." Her inflammatory remarks were met with raucous applause from the assembled throngs of liberal ideologues.

With her voice rising to a fever pitch, Weingarten exhorted the crowd, "It is seldom a dramatic event or attack that lets fascism in the door. The violence comes later, after they are voted in." One can almost hear the sound of alarm bells ringing in the ears of these credulous sycophants as their fearless leader whipped them into a frenzy.

Let’s not forget the pièce de résistance: Weingarten's impassioned plea for unity against conservatism. As she bounced around the stage like some sort of demented cheerleader, she shrieked, "That we the people united, mobilized, and voted down this existential threat to democracy and freedom!" It seemed less a call to action than a primal scream emanating from the depths of her very soul.

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