Evening, Patriots! We’re capping May 23 with a sanctuary city’s bold stand against Trump’s deportation plans sparking tension and Hillary Clinton spinning a bizarre tale about a GOP woman president. This PM edition is your conservative victory lap—let’s dive in!

This issue has been sponsored by: Green Valley

Constipated? Do THIS Before Breakfast
(and Watch What Happens)

A shocking health report just revealed that...

The average American has potentially pounds of old, decaying poop trapped in their bowels.

Imagine, instead of waste sliding out of you every day like clockwork...

It builds up in your colon for years... making your belly appear swollen...

And likely allowing toxins to seep into your body.

If you sometimes strain when on the toilet...

You should pay close attention here...

Because according to research published by the National Institutes of Health...

These “poop toxins” can be associated with joint pain, debilitating fatigue, and wild mood swings...

And yet most people assume body aches, a foggy brain, and irritability are due to aging.

But here’s the good news:

Doing this new, 10-second routine before breakfast gently removes pounds of backed-up poop...

Without laxatives, suppositories, enemas or even probiotics...

And all from the comfort of your own home.

It’s never been easier to start your day with a smooth move...

While also making you feel slimmer, energized, happier, and ache-free.

Here it is:

===> doing THIS 10 seconds before breakfast effortlessly flushes out your gut (no more straining, embarrassing gas, or pooched belly)

Arlington’s Sanctuary Vote Tests Trump’s Border Push

Arlington, Virginia, doubled down on sanctuary policies, blocking police from aiding ICE—patriots are fuming as local leaders throw up roadblocks to Trump’s deportation agenda.

Hillary Calls GOP Woman President a Patriarchy Puppet

Hillary Clinton’s at it again, claiming a GOP woman president would just serve the “patriarchy”—conservatives are laughing as her unhinged rant flops hard.

Health Tip

Grab some salmon tonight—omega-3s keep you sharp to mock Hillary’s latest nonsense.