Morning, Patriots! It’s Friday, May 23, 2025, and we’re roaring into the weekend with federal investigators sniffing around Chicago’s mayor for shady hiring and Trump’s job approval soaring to new heights. This AM edition is your conservative wake-up blast—let’s roll!

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Constipated? Do THIS Before Breakfast
(and Watch What Happens)

A shocking health report just revealed that...

The average American has potentially pounds of old, decaying poop trapped in their bowels.

Imagine, instead of waste sliding out of you every day like clockwork...

It builds up in your colon for years... making your belly appear swollen...

And likely allowing toxins to seep into your body.

If you sometimes strain when on the toilet...

You should pay close attention here...

Because according to research published by the National Institutes of Health...

These “poop toxins” can be associated with joint pain, debilitating fatigue, and wild mood swings...

And yet most people assume body aches, a foggy brain, and irritability are due to aging.

But here’s the good news:

Doing this new, 10-second routine before breakfast gently removes pounds of backed-up poop...

Without laxatives, suppositories, enemas or even probiotics...

And all from the comfort of your own home.

It’s never been easier to start your day with a smooth move...

While also making you feel slimmer, energized, happier, and ache-free.

Here it is:

===> doing THIS 10 seconds before breakfast effortlessly flushes out your gut (no more straining, embarrassing gas, or pooched belly)

Chicago Mayor Faces Federal Heat Over Racial Hiring

The feds are probing Chicago’s mayor for alleged racial bias in hiring—patriots are nodding, eager to see if this woke leader gets nailed for playing favorites.

Trump’s Job Approval Climbs to 55%

Trump’s riding high with a 55% approval rating, leaving Dems in the dust—conservatives are cheering as the Donald’s America First agenda wins hearts across the nation.

Economic Watch

Retail sales ticked up 2% today—Trump’s pro-growth policies keep the economy humming while Chicago’s mayor faces scrutiny.

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