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Daniel Belyaks
April 17, 2025

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Evening, Patriots! We’re capping April 17 with Pentagon techies bailing as Musk’s DOGE squad outshines them and Trump’s White House plotting to starve globalist cash cows. This PM edition is your conservative victory lap—let’s dive in!

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The Pentagon’s geek squad threw in the towel after Elon’s DOGE nerds made them look like dial-up in a 5G world—patriots are grinning as Trump’s efficiency steamroller flattens bloat.

Trump’s team wants to gut UN and NATO bucks while halving the State Department’s budget—conservatives are toasting as America First puts globalist leeches on a starvation diet.

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