04-11-25 TPE Fisico PM

Evening, Patriots! We’re capping April 11 with Trump dunking on Adam Schiff and plotting a massive military parade for the Army’s big 2-5-0. This PM edition is your conservative victory lap—let’s dive in!

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Trump turned a Dodgers White House gig into a Schiff roast fest, leaving patriots in stitches—conservatives are loving the Donald’s knack for turning pomp into a pencil-neck takedown.

Trump’s gearing up for a blockbuster parade to celebrate the Army’s 250th birthday—patriots are pumped as the Donald promises tanks, jets, and pure American pride to flex on the haters.

Health Tip

Grab some steak tonight—red meat fuels the patriot spirit for Trump’s big show.