03-26-25 TPE Fisico PM

Evening, Patriots! We’re capping March 26 with the FBI diving deep into Epstein’s dirt and the Navy steaming in to guard our border. This PM edition is your conservative victory lap—let’s dive in!

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FBI’s Top Dogs Zero In on Epstein File Goldmine

The FBI’s flagship crew is all hands on deck, digging into Epstein’s files like it’s the Holy Grail—patriots are buzzing as this could blow the lid off the swamp’s nastiest secrets.

Navy Deploys Destroyer to Shield U.S. Border

A guided-missile destroyer’s now patrolling the southern border, flexing Navy muscle against invaders—conservatives are saluting as Trump turns the seas into a no-go zone for illegals.

Health Tip

Eat some salmon tonight—omega-3s keep your brain sharp to outwit the deep state’s next move.