03-22-25 TPE Green Valley AM

Author

Daniel Belyaks
March 22, 2025

Morning, Patriots! It’s Saturday, March 22, 2025, and we’re charging into the weekend with leftist lowlifes targeting a conservative hero and Biden’s broadband flop fleeing Trump’s shadow. This AM edition is your conservative battle cry—let’s roar!

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Constipated? Do THIS Before Breakfast
(and Watch What Happens)

A shocking health report just revealed that...

The average American has potentially pounds of old, decaying poop trapped in their bowels.

Imagine, instead of waste sliding out of you every day like clockwork...

It builds up in your colon for years... making your belly appear swollen...

And likely allowing toxins to seep into your body.

If you sometimes strain when on the toilet...

You should pay close attention here...

Because according to research published by the National Institutes of Health...

These “poop toxins” can be associated with joint pain, debilitating fatigue, and wild mood swings...

And yet most people assume body aches, a foggy brain, and irritability are due to aging.

But here’s the good news:

Doing this new, 10-second routine before breakfast gently removes pounds of backed-up poop...

Without laxatives, suppositories, enemas or even probiotics...

And all from the comfort of your own home.

It’s never been easier to start your day with a smooth move...

While also making you feel slimmer, energized, happier, and ache-free.

Here it is:

===> doing THIS 10 seconds before breakfast effortlessly flushes out your gut (no more straining, embarrassing gas, or pooched belly)

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Leftist creeps unleashed a vile SWAT prank on a top conservative influencer, risking lives in a disgusting hit job—patriots are fuming as this proves the left’s desperation to silence truth-tellers.

Biden’s broadband boss, who delivered nada, just quit because Trump’s about to fix rural internet—conservatives are laughing as this do-nothing Dem runs scared from America First progress.

Economic Watch

Small business optimism hit a 2-year high today—Trump’s policies are pumping life into Main Street while libs sulk over their failed plans.

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Quote Of The Day

“Courage is not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it.”

Nelson Mandela

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